Trapped In The Pandorica: Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
HAHAHA OH MY GOD. I actually did put my fingers in them. How did I not know?…
- me all the time: what am i even doing
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We all need to take a second here to appreciate the fact that Magmar’s Japanese name is Boober.
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when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
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Just Tom being as adorable as ever.
so in a scale of One to Tom Hiddleston, how charming are you?
AND YOUR ARMY IS US!!!!!!!
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I wish it was still legal to carry around swords
a lot of fuckshit wouldn’t happen if everyone had a sword on their person
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remember guys, if you ever feel down remember that if you are a pokemon nerd you are sexy as fuck
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